Hello my name is Roger. If there is something you would like to know about me just ask, actually I think I would rather tell you myself. So everybody says that I’m fat because when I go shopping I have to buy an xr xr xr xr xr large t-shirt. I am addicted to ballet I just can't stop thinking about it. I love the pretty pink tutu that I get. I have a friend could Hammy and he does yoga. The yoga and ballet school are beside each other so we bike there all the time together.
When I do ballet I always do a smelly fart and pretend that it was somebody else. When I am at home I invite my friend Hammey over. Most of the time we go to the dairy to pick lollies out and spend about $8. We eat them all in one gulp.
Most of the time I am happy. I speak charmingly but when I lie I raise my voice. I smile a lot.
People say that Roger and Hammy are fat but they're very nice. Roger and Hammey know that people say that about them but they don't mind.
Roger and Hammy live in apartments - Roger lives at number 3 and Hammy live at number 4. We put a ladder through the roof, so it is faster to see each other.